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[IMISREMEMBER]

1) Dudes yelling balls out when its 4/5 on top and they have $1 EX Box
2) Slow Tote Machines - Bad Hard Drives
3) Fucking buddies showing you their tickets, almost winners.
4) Finally you hit and, you need to sweat an inquiry.
5) The dudes that snap their fingers to the wire
6) Seniors that bet straight dimes all day open to close ( I will be there some day)
7) Dudes in VIP area saying they got a $5 pick 3 or $10 super , when its .50 pick 3 or super.
8) Fucking number players hitting and celebrating (non - program players)
9) The horseplayer that sits and sits and sits makes no plays on-site uses on-line but watches TV's.
10) Random Latin players screaming for the Ocho or the Cinco.
11) Daily Racing Form - Ink all over your Hands.
12) Old dudes dropping hard deuces in Bathrooms, cant do business at home.
13)The signer dudes milling around.
14) Dead Beats that borrow money, and when its time to pay up, they avoid and miraculously have money to play.
15) Younger players celebrating they have $4 show getting $4.80 back.
16) Fucking Tellers, waitresses, track personnel wishing Good Luck.( just my kiss of death)

 

[koidog]

you hit them well.

I’d add on to your number 3) Everything is NOT a bad beat. When your horse ran 3rd, he ran 3rd. Especially when it’s a 6 or 7 horse field.

also, When I’m watching a race and I Love the spot my horse is in, then the jackoff next to me starts rooting for the same horse... kiss of death.

 

[G.MONEY]

The Loud obnoxious guy who screams at the TV every race.

The person that sits and slaps his program like he is a jockey riding a horse yelling as the come down the stretch

 

[Bruins4Life]

9)....why would a guy sitting quietly bother you? Because he's watching a TV?

 

[Chackiee]

5,11

 

[Gravy]

1) Dudes yelling balls out when its 4/5 on top and they have $1 EX Box
2) Slow Tote Machines - Bad Hard Drives
3) Fucking buddies showing you their tickets, almost winners.
4) Finally you hit and, you need to sweat an inquiry.
5) The dudes that snap their fingers to the wire
6) Seniors that bet straight dimes all day open to close ( I will be there some day)
7) Dudes in VIP area saying they got a $5 pick 3 or $10 super , when its .50 pick 3 or super.
8) Fucking number players hitting and celebrating (non - program players)
9) The horseplayer that sits and sits and sits makes no plays on-site uses on-line but watches TV's.
10) Random Latin players screaming for the Ocho or the Cinco.
11) Daily Racing Form - Ink all over your Hands.
12) Old dudes dropping hard deuces in Bathrooms, cant do business at home.
13)The signer dudes milling around.
14) Dead Beats that borrow money, and when its time to pay up, they avoid and miraculously have money to play.
15) Younger players celebrating they have $4 show getting $4.80 back.
16) Fucking Tellers, waitresses, track personnel wishing Good Luck.( just my kiss of death)

Yes to 1-3-4-5 ( or use the program) 8-13-14-15

 

[Gravy]

I seen an old lady rooting for a horse after the race was done showing the replay and had $2 on the winner

 

[Gravy]

1 more for me

See a guy betting big money on the chalk and losing his ass

 

[GottaWearShadez]

People that get to the teller and take 2 minutes to make 1 bet..
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[IMISREMEMBER]

17)The idiot Stretch cameramans at the cheap tracks focusing on the going away winner, ignoring the exotic outcomes, making the bettor feel helpless on how to root for closers or gassed horses. PAN the camera out!

 

[Keef]

The guys that wear the exact same thing every time you see them.

The guys that, after the race, go on and on how they had the winning horse but got off it last minute to include leaving it out of exotics and triples.

The guys that think nothing of throwing their losing tickets all over the place as though it is their right to litter.

 

[DesertPix]

The guy that steps up to the teller to bet the entire card... with 1 minute to post in the 1st race!

 

[EightCentVoucher]

People on the self-service line that, when they get to the window, pull out their program and start handicapping!

 

[EightCentVoucher]

17)The idiot Stretch cameramans at the cheap tracks focusing on the going away winner, ignoring the exotic outcomes, making the bettor feel helpless on how to root for closers or gassed horses. PAN the camera out!

That happens at every track, not just the cheap tracks.

 

[IMISREMEMBER]

UPDATED OTB PET PEEVE LIST
THANKS ALL WHO HAVE CONTRIBUTED. I plan on making a you tube video one day with this list, like the dude perfect guys for some laughs. Feel free to add more.

1) Dudes yelling balls out when its 4/5 on top and they have $1 EX Box
2) Slow Tote Machines - Bad Hard Drives
3) Fucking buddies showing you their tickets, almost winners.
4) Finally you hit and, you need to sweat an inquiry.
5) The dudes that snap their fingers to the wire
6) Seniors that bet straight dimes all day open to close ( I will be there some day)
7) Dudes in VIP area saying they got a $5 pick 3 or $10 super , when its .50 pick 3 or super.
8) Fucking number players hitting and celebrating (non - program players)
9) The horseplayer that sits and sits and sits makes no plays on-site, Bets on-line but watches TV's.
10) Random Latin players screaming for the Ocho or the Cinco.
11) Daily Racing Form - Ink all over your Hands.
12) Old dudes dropping hard deuces in Bathrooms, cant do business at home.
13)The signer dudes milling around.
14) Dead Beats that borrow money, and when its time to pay up, they avoid and miraculously have money to play.
15) Younger players celebrating they have $4 show getting $4.80 back.
16) Fucking Tellers, waitresses, track personnel wishing Good Luck.( just my kiss of death)
17) The loud obnoxious guy yelling at TV every race.
18) The person that sits and slaps his program like he is jockey yelling down the stretch.
19) Your Horse in a great spot and a Loudmouth Random Jack Off rooting for the same horse you are on.
20) Amateurs Yelling for their Bets when its a Replay.
21) Chalk Players betting huge and losing their ass, getting all pissy.
22) Players getting to the teller and asking million questions, stalling.
23) Terrible Cameramen not panning out angle to watch exotic outcomes of races, focuses on winning horse only.
24) Wearing same outfit dudes, is it your OTB lucky outfit? , or are you broke, LOL.
25) The Everybody's an Expert after the race guy touting his horse after race.
26) The Losing Ticket Litterbug, making mess of the area.
27) The Smelly OTB Dudes, Talk About Mandatory payouts, How bout Mandatory Showers Dick Licks!!!!
28) Expert Betting Whole Card at Teller or Self Service Machine in Popular Areas.
29)I am sorry Harness Players, you made the list and you know why.
30)Random Eurpos, DP's, Greeks Loud mouthing Arguing open to close and swearing how they got fucked in the race.

 

[IMISREMEMBER]

Its hard to believe that this post is 5 years old but still holds up pretty well at todays OTB’s I have 2 more pet peeves that have made the list.
31) The Track or OTB Smell on your clothes when you come home, now most of us are trying to hide the fact we just lost $300-$400 at the track and now need a full detox hot shower to rid us of the bad energy and stench absorbed on us. This smell consists of Old Man piss & shit, cigar smoke, fried catfish, Tacos, Modelos beer, Ink, DirtyMoney, Cheap Track Food,Big Fat Dude Stench, Union, Non Union Roofer,Painter,Plumber, Construction B.O.,I throw in cock or cotton breath too.
32) The Sequential Number Player screwing the true handicapper in exotic pools. Dudes playing Pick 3’s 1,1,1 or super players 2468 who do we appreciate or the 1234 boxes 6789 boxes it’s a simple as that or the 57 Chevy exacta player or the I love doing the 69 player or the 9/11 or the Michael Jordan 23 ex, lol in Chicago anyway. Sharing the payout with these player are more common now.

 

[IMISREMEMBER]

33) The Clicky Clanky long finger nailed Dude on the tote machine. Come on you fuckers cut those nails, You made the list cuz you got no money on your voucher and cappers stop what their doing hoping to get a glimpse of some hot cougars ass, as she puts in her bet for the lazy husband, but to everyones suprise it’s an ugly dude with long gross finger nails clicking the tote screen.

 

[IMISREMEMBER]

34)You hit a signer and your jacked , your buyin the tab, tipping your buddies, cuz they got their dicks kicked in but now the the OTB teller expects a tip for doing the paperwork. “ you know we work on tips, they don’t pay us good here” this has made the list!

 

[IMISREMEMBER]

35) “The disgruntled winning bettor guy, or the never satisfied winning ticket guy, or simply “I should of had it for more guy” So were all getting our dicks kicked in and the seasoned pros hits the pick 3 or 4 for .50 or had the Tri for $1 or $2 or exacta for $10 and says I should of had it for more, thats all I liked, look at my program, dudes getting over a G back and rubs it in to the dime playing crowd.

 

[IMISREMEMBER]

35) “The disgruntled winning bettor guy, or the never satisfied winning ticket guy, or simply “I should of had it for more guy” So were all getting our dicks kicked in and the seasoned pros hits the pick 3 or 4 for .50 or had the Tri for $1 or $2 or exacta for $10 and says I should of had it for more, thats all I liked, look at my program, dudes getting over a G back and rubs it in to the dime playing crowd.

So the fucking guy I made #35 peeve about hits the 6th race Exacta at HorseShoe $1 for$1000 comes out of VIP RM complaining he left out 1 for third On tri (8000k) , I cancelled the $2 exacta, I can go on and on, good thing is he bought the 8 seniors and me a drink and asked who wanted to go for a massage, people were balling, 2 old dudes ordered sodas, got the fucker for a neat Blantons RYe. LOL.